You ever just been sitting there in the kitchen going “Man, you know I would really like to drive my toaster. I think with some wheels it could be a great vehicle!"?

Well I guess Scion thought so as well. They put this piece of shit out and it *really does* look like a fucking toaster. If I ever won one in a contest, because I’d never actually pay money for it, I think I would get someone to make me something that looks like the tops of two pieces of toast....and strap them on the top of the car. That way I could drive around in my boxy-ass, fucked up looking Scion with two pieces of toast sticking out of the top. That'd’d be great, it'd be like Bel’s Toaster, or The Toast Cruiser. I'd drive through town and, when people could stop laughing long enough(not because of the toast hanging out of the top of the motherfucker, but because I'm driving a Scion), they'd go "That Bel, he's always pulling some crazy bullshit...um, yo."