Publisher: RazorSoft
Developer: RazorSoft
Size: 6 megs
No. of players: 2(simultaneously)
Official Ad: Yes
Got it for: $4.95, cart and box only. I am still finding it hard to believe I paid it...

I have no fucking idea what is supposed to be happening, apparently, have joined some sort of fighting earn money, I guess. Mondu, the fat bastard who runs it, sits and watches your pink ass jump around and get beaten on. Fun, fun, fun.

What's it all about?
Fuck, it's one of the worst fighters you can imagine. You attempt to attack your opponent, but will secretly wish someone would attack you, so you can put this piece of shit away....

Graphics - The only upside to the entire game...are the graphics. Not bad, not bad at all. The backgrounds are fairly interesting and have some nice scrolling/parallax in them. The characters themselves have a bit of the ol'EA choppiness going for them, but it's not too bad.
Sound - "Welcome to the Fight Palace" still gives me nightmares. A mediocre assortment of crap music and sound effects, that will make your balls bleed, accompany you through the horrible gameplay.
Control - Nonexistent. You think MK2 is limited on its jumping and movement!? Shit, wait until you see this. You sort of move...more like slowly shuffle your choppy, animated ass around either jumping too short, or completely over your opponent.
AI - Cheap as fuck! I have *yet* to make it past the first opponent....
Replay value - will never, ever play this fucking game again...unless you're really drunk...
Tips for better gaming experiences:
Take the cartridge, find a mallet, put the cartridge on your nuts and slam the mallet down on them. There, now the game is broke and you have been punished for buying it.

My rating: 10(out of 100) - What an amazingly bad game! Terrible gameplay, shit control and AI that will make you want to cry.
EGM gave it: 4, 4, 4, 8(out of 10)

"That's it, after making me play that game...I'm leaving!"
Cat's review:
I would rather lick my ass than play this game...

"Welcome to the worst game since Batman Forever"
Believe it or not, this is one of the best things about the game, and it still sucks.
Here we have skeleton beating spider with his leg. Thrilling.
I'm not even going to comment on this one...
It's not just us:
EGM gave this game the "Most Names for a Game" award in 1992, stating "We said change the game, not the name!". It went from Tongue of the Fatman to Mondu's Fight Palace to Slaughter Sport before, unfortunately, coming out.